Precalculatedmodern Sensitive to 1 point
Annual cheese admiration indexmoves likeVending machines described as haunted in local minutes
Exact Pearson correlation over 24 coordinate-aligned observations. It remains a coincidence, not an explanation.
Pearson r+0.902zero lag
2000TRANSFORMED · level_z2023
Annual cheese admiration indexVending machines described as haunted in local minutes
time/year · gregorian-year-v1 · annual
Dredging receipt
How this result was obtained
- Correlation
- +0.902
- Metric
- Pearson
- Transform
- level_z
- Lag / smoothing
- 0 / 1
- Overlap
- 24 observations
- Candidate universe
- 12 compatible fixture pairs
- Candidate generation
- Documented exhaustive all-pairs pass within each compatible fixture axis
- Ranking
- Exact absolute Pearson correlation after compatibility and provenance gates
- Fragility
- Sensitive to 1 point; Δr 0.034 at 2023
- Corpus / build
- fixture-2026.08.31 / showcase-fixture-1.0.0
- Stable ID
- sco_v1_52c7e39b
Source trail
Provenance on both sides
These deployment records are project-authored development fixtures, not claims about ingested historical or scientific datasets.
Series A
Annual cheese admiration index
- Stable series key
- sce:fixture:modern:cheese-admiration
- Dataset
- modern-absurdity-fixture-v1
- Source
- SCE deterministic showcase fixtures
- Snapshot
- 2026-08-31T00:00:00Z
- Provenance hash
- sha256:2df8d85eaaf1da473d3f32fc98a826f0de6aab389d68fe4bb2a7cdd551eb742d
Series B
Vending machines described as haunted in local minutes
- Stable series key
- sce:fixture:modern:haunted-vending
- Dataset
- modern-absurdity-fixture-v1
- Source
- SCE deterministic showcase fixtures
- Snapshot
- 2026-08-31T00:00:00Z
- Provenance hash
- sha256:80b53db31954c9bd55937b464d42b27e7155c2a7542874aeea4f7148ffb877aa